February 2012
I don’t even understand what is happening..
devinchee:
therandommistress:
especiallygoodfinder:
GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
IS THAT DEMON WHAT MAKES THOSE PHONES SO INDESTRUCTIBLE?
THEY FOUND ITS WEAKNESS.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via robin-goodfellow)
Mum's instant reaction to rain:
THE LAUNDRY!
QUICK, GET THE LAUNDRY!!!
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
wildfoxwithowleyes:
fluffypaws:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
aww.
Nhooo so sad :C
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao